
Kids are evil little booger eating minions.
Then they hit puberty.
Once that stage hits, multiply their “shit”nanigans by several times more, and gosh golly gee…don’t we have a great life honey?!
Me, you, and these 2 little hormone laden shrews in pint size bodies. GIRLS.
In case you are wondering, Sweetiegirlz has hit the proverbial wall this weekend. There was no rest for the wicked or the weary (both describing me, obviously, since I am not the one “resting” my sore throat.)
Since Friday, (taking the day off) Big and Little A had turned me into “angry mime” mom. since I didn’t want to talk, and only wanted to point angrily, frown deeply and hope they’d get it: mom needs to rest.
But that didn’t happen.
that did not.
h-a-p-p-e-n.
Today sucked with them:
Oh sure, I had an early morning of peace. I got up at 6:30 just as the sun was coming over the horizon, quickly showered, and with still wet hair, and no makeup walked down the street to shoot, more of the nature pond (they call it a lake, but it’s more like a big fishin’ hole). This time, I left Doug home, perusing facebook. I just wanted peace.
I just wanted pictures of the morning fog over the pond. Which btw…only happens when there is frost on the ground, and alas, there was no frost. In fact it was like 50 degrees. So it was comfortably nippy, light jacket weather.
I got off about 2 good shots, and the rest were all like. “Meh”. Doug was then willing to go to breakfast with me, and cavort around town in the little shops around town…until he saw the bikers. “omg, I want to go riding” which he did when we got home.
Are you with me so far? good, you didn’t turn the page.
Big A has been the most absolute butt.
Once her voice goes on “Phuck you mother” mode, it just stays there until I pound some sense into her head.
This girl for one, has a better social life than her dad and I. She goes bowling, sees movies, goes shopping, hangs out with her friends, one of whom is a dude. When I told her that she has to come in when Doug and I wanted to go out tonight, she just freaked out.
She created such a storm that her dad and I didn’t even WANT to go out after that.
We explained as in the past, that the rule is: you are still a kid. You must stay in the house (no boy allowed) when we are not home!
Period.
For her, tho, it is always a question mark followed by eleventy hundred exclamation marks.
Like I said, Doug and I didn’t want to go anywhere after. he sat at his computer with a frowny face and said “this family makes me sick”
yep. that’s whaaaat he said.
anyway,
My voice was strained from yelling at her, and good old Big A to her dad says:
”IM GOING OUT ANYWAY AFTER YOU LEAVE”
Let’s now insert some comic relief:

So… needless to say. Doug is mad at me for as he puts it “being wishy washy” and not going out tonight ‘just to prove something to her’.
Big A is still acting like she owns us, not as parents though, as pets.
Last night, Doug and I were sleeping, he being tired, and I being sick. Our room was pitch dark…
I deliberately had turned off the computer right before Big A hit the door on her way in from curfew, so that she wouldn’t turn it on, and talk with her friends, for the next 4 hours, late at night.
Sure enough, I just closed my eyes, when BAM! my bedroom doorknob hits the wall hard. She has just busted in and for what?
what you say, could be so important that she would risk life and limb to break and enter my most revered sanctuary?
HER: uhhh, yeah. I just wanted to see if you could turn on the computer?
See what I mean?
evil.
and Little A OMG, passive-aggressive much?
This girl will not do anything without telling her the required 26 and a half times.
Of course, she’s very charming while she’s NOT doing what you told her to do 5 hours ago. Very charming.
I made some awesome chicken wings tonight with Korean BBQ sauce, honey, seasoned to perfection. with steamed rice and a salad.
Little A: I don’t want to eat chicken, I am not in the mood for it.
She proceeds to screw with me for the next 30 minutes, bargaining for waffles instead, promising me she will clean up the kitchen, promising she will eat rice and chicken AFTER her waffles. yada yada…
Okay. here’s some more comic relief:
see? I’m not all about ranting, here.

I’m through. I’m through.
I sewed for an hour. I watched COPS. I watched AMERICA’s MOST WANTED. I cuddled Sugar. I made a mental note to do something nice for my neighbors next door, who probably stay pretty in tune with our soap opera over here. How they put up with us, I- dont–kn0w….
There was a lot of other special “topics” dealing with Big A and revolving around clothes, shoes, cell phone minutes, and cleaning. but I will spare you. In fact here’s to ending this rant on a good note:

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