Bumper sticker Misnomer

I saw “IT” today. 

As I was driving to the school to pick up my gurlz, I was in back of a red van.

The van had about 4 bumper stickers, but only one popped out to me.

It said:

 

“Pro-Choice AND Christian!”

 

“Whaaaaa…..”?????

According to Wikipedia,

 

Pro-choice describes the political and ethical view that a woman should have complete control over her fertility and pregnancy. This entails the guarantee of reproductive rights, which includes access to sexual education; access to safe and legal abortion, contraception, and fertility treatments; and legal protection from forced abortion. Individuals and organizations who support these positions make up the pro-choice movement.

 

A Christian Is….

 

 

 

The first known usage of the term Χριστιανός (khristianos) can be found in the New Testament, in Acts 11:26: “the disciples were called Christians first in Antioch.” The term was thus first used to denote those known or perceived to be disciples of Jesus Christ. In the two other New Testament uses of the word (Acts 26:28 and 1 Peter 4:16), it refers to the public identity of those who follow Jesus.

“Christian” also means a member or adherent of a church or other organized group within Christianity. As an adjective, the term may also describe anything associated with Christianity, or even remotely thought to be consistent with Christianity, as in “the Christian thing to do.”

So, in the bible, Christ tells us that we must not kill

Romans 13:9

9For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

 

To say that you are a Pro Choice Christian is like saying yoiu are a CAT and a DOG at the same time!!

 

 

 

The King is probably horrified

I went to Burger King this morning.  I love to order the croissantwich with cheesy tots in the morning.  It’s the only time I really get to eat big since my biggest meal is in the morning. 

this morning I enjoyed eating there with my newspaper.  I usually take it home.  But I was shocked almost to the point of nausea to see the following:

 

Apparently the drain that catches all the ice and soda (directly under the spouts) was plugged. 

 A worker was using a TOILET PLUNGER, to unplug it.  

Hello, a toilet plunger?  

Now, what are the odds of that plunger being brand NEW and never used?

my guess is zero.

Something that has been inside a public toilet at Burger King.  Being  used to unstop a drain INCHES from where we all get sodas from!

 

 

*shudders*

Mix one part coke with 1 billion parts toilet water germs.=  “THE HEPATITIS COKE-TAIL”

Anyone want to lay bets on if the worker than disinfected the area with bleach afterwards? (you know, backsplash and all that, from plunging?)