Okay That’s IT! I go on vacation and everyone leaves me! geez. My stats went from 200 a day to like 60!
what? Did I offend everyone?
Did I put on my Right Guard and forget the Left?
Do I have bad internet breath?
The above picture is my daughter’s dog being bottle fed, when she first came home at 5 weeks. Cool huh? someone took this pic with a night vision mode camera on their cell phone.
Her dog is the smartest, cutest little whipper snapper. Except she poop-ped-ded in the house when we were at the hotel…..and I stepped in it with Doctor Scholls sandals with gel inserts.
I asked my daughter where is her garden hose outside…she said “Here, I’ll get it off for you” and she proceeded to scrape it off with a spoon.
ugh… I think I just vomited a little just reliving that.

Things cool people say.....