First, you must sit the purtiest you ever can sit. Make your eyes really big and soft. If you can squeeze a doggie tear out, it helps.
If at all possible, you must never appear to be begging. If you do, the humans may put you outside…or worse! In your kennel.
If a human does notice you begging, pretend to only want crumbs. If something falls from the human’s hand it is fair game…eat it.
Do not fight over the human food. the human children will drop more than one piece and they will not even notice this good food they have dropped until it is too late!
If you are bossy, the human kid might make you do a stupid trick in front of their friends. Do not appear too bossy.
Other forms of begging have rarely proved successful, and are highly controversial. It’s better to go with the basics
Keep a close eye on your humans. They know begging techniques we have never even heard of!
When you score the human food, eat it all up before they change their mind. Humans love to play tricks on us doggies
If the humans are laughing and taking a picture of you…you have been tricked! Remain calm. You can pee on their rug later for revenge.
Remember, you must be grateful. Humans have the best food. It is worth the trouble of begging.
Your doggies are so sweet! Now I remember what I miss about having a dog.
This is hilarious! You have the cutest dogs! I have cats. Cats are just sneaky. And they also pee on rugs, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why they are punishing me this way.
Jean~ They are such humans in little fur robes!
Terri~ Thanks, I just had so many pictures of them last night, begging, I just sensed a theme going on there. lol. I’ve had a number of cats and they can also be quite entertaining. haha. It’s so true that your cat owns you and not the other way around. I love the site: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com it is all about funny pictures of cats with captions and the funny things they do.
I love the “This thuff thicks to your teeth” one.
They have the please feed me stare perfected to a tee
Tony~ They don’t get peanut butter much but they love it! Prince was licking for about 5 minutes to get it off his tongue. it was hilarious. yes, they follow us wherever we go in the house even if they hear a wrapper to something that is not even food!